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Through The Ebonics Filter Department

This is the standard boiler plate safety information we're required to put
on any ad, sales piece, or product packaging for Cipro XR. Apparently the
safety of Cipro XR has not been established in "pregnant hoes an' lactatin
hoes." -- unsigned submission to LPZ

Yo buss dis. Important Safety Considerations

Serious an' fatal reactions be reported in patients receivin concurrent
adminiskration uh ciprofloxacin an' deophylline. Monitor deophylline levels
if concurrent adminiskration cannot be avoided.

De safety an' effectiveness uh Cipro XR in children, adolescents less than
18 years uh age, pregnant hoes an' lactatin hoes has not been established.
Cipro XR be contraindicated in persons wit a history uh hypersensitivity to
ciprofloxacin or any quinolone, an' should be discontinued at de firs sign
uh an allergic reaction.

Adverse events determined to be at leas possibly drug related occurrin in
>=1% uh patients wuz nausea (3%) an' headache (2%).

Antacids containin magnesium, aluminum or calcium, or othuh products
containin metal cations, should be taken 2 hours befo or 6 hours aftuh oral
adminiskration uh Cipro XR. Sheeit!

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Hakim Bey and Ontological Anarchy

These are two of my favorite rejected submissions over the past three years. I have not been able to contect the authors of either of these pieces, and so I did not run them. They are published here for the first time. -- DN


THE JFK ASSASINATION COVER-UP
by NB

From light weight to heavy weight gangtas will never conceive
How the true G's took the president out blew him away and got away
LBJ meant keep this search on the low nobody must know that Oswald
had back that's a fact, Brains in wife's lap how can say that bullet came from the back deep in the hood its all misunderstood
These small time G's can't compete with these
Maheu, Roselli, and Giacana
Oh by the way all hired by the CIA to put Castro out of the way
Bobby told Sam to tell what he knows flat out
Before he could talk he was shot in the mouth
To let everyone know you betta keep your mouth closed.
Roselli gave some info away but later his body was found deep in the bay
More heavy weights on the scene a true gangsta machine
Carlos was pissed Bobby made him go but he let Reed know
without a doubt to get to Bobby yah gotta take John out
Santos told Allman won't be no second round I guarantee
John's goin down Hoffa wasn't soft like a baby's bib
Just came out and said let's blow up Bobby's crib
It's no illusion in Jack Ruby's conclusion
People can say what's it all about but in years to come no one will ever
find out that it was a coup de tat I'm lett'n yah know well what's
a coup de tat a major over throw




THE DAY I MET MY SAVIOR
by HMS

The day I stepped into my new school was in first semester of seventh grade. The sky was full of gray clouds floating about, and the wind blew furiously sending my hair free into the empty air as I entered the building where my homeroom was located in. Walking through the halls gave me the chills and reminded me of a dark tunnel. The smell of the damp but empty air cruised down my nose. The vast empty space in the hallway reminded me of how lonely I was soon to be, and I was sad for I might never get a chance to see my friends in Tennessee for many long years. It was not fair, I thought. Why did I have to move? I was a well respected student in Bellevue Middle School as one of the smartest kids in Davidson County and was adored by all of my teachers. All the surrounding objects in Summerour Middle School was incomparable to my old school. The gym for instance at Bellevue was three times the size of Summerour’s gym. I became pessimistic and fell into a time of depression, because I missed my old life. I despised the change having to start my once joyful life over again from scratch.

As I entered into my first period class, the teacher introduced me to the class. I heard whispers spreading quickly around the classroom, but I just ignored it and pretended not to have heard them. The class was quite friendly once you got to know them, and I was eager to choose a group I would hang out with for the rest of my middle school career. I was in a middle of a conversation with a tall girl with dark hair, when out of the blue a Vietnamese boy named Ben came towards me and said, "Hi!" I quickly responded by smiling back. The impression I got from him was that he looked kind for the way he threats people generously, and was wise because he could go deep into anything he talks about from animals to humans.

Gradually over time, we became best friends before we even knew it. We would talk for hours on the phone about anything from school to politics, but he would always talk positive about any issue I would throw in his face. This made me realize that in this world there are also the good things we live for, which are our dreams and hope, we look forward to accomplish. I became wiser through him and just as a caterpillar would come out of its cocoon, I too came out of my vision that the world was a cruel and injustice.

I first began to feel the change in myself and my personality, when I started to look at the world from an optimistic view. At first I was scared, because I was not comfortable around change, but I took things one step at a time. My family noticed my little changes from me saying, "Thank You" to "Sorry." These two words were the beginning of my new life, and they unlocked the door to my cold heart. I realized that I too was human and my soul was later saved by my Christian belief in God and Jesus, whose teaching guided me from temptation and the will to sin. I have many reasons to give blessings for, because I was lucky enough to meet my spiritual saviors at such an early age in my life, which I am forever thankful for now that I realized life is beyond anyone’s dreams.